Sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you feel like you got hit by a Mack truck...

Sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you feel like you got hit by a Mack truck.  Yes, that right, this dumbass over here decided to coincide her personal training sessions with the opening of a highly buzzed restaurant she works at. (She's so dumb she will now refer to herself in the third person in efforts to disguise the stupidity).  Needless to say, full body muscle aches, eyes going cross-eyed and feet burning are the highlights of this weekend. Oh and that dumbass football player who accidentally shot himself while trying to be a badass with a gun was in tonight. Don't be jealous, for she will be free to enjoy the next two Pats games with a beer in her hand, and Thanksgiving with her family.

Ah, yes,that looks like the truck.... but less fruit juicy.